JOKES of MR. BEAN

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1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.


Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?


Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?


Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!



2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?


Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?


Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the
answer is 6!!



3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.


Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?


Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

[caasi]

Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[M a L L o w S]

ang bangis ng tomb raider....

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astig ba??

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galing nga eh.. parang nightmare for me... hahahaha

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lapit na maban si patrick

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bkt?

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