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Post by M a L L o w S on Sept 13, 2007 22:18:36 GMT 7
yung issue nila ni athens na may 10secs duration lang... pauwi kami noon nica.. c erwin at athens at genee lang sumama sayo non.. hehehe remember?
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Post by zzeltootz on Sept 14, 2007 15:55:53 GMT 7
ano un?
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Post by ††acinorev†† on Sept 14, 2007 17:28:44 GMT 7
whaha.. naku. pinaalala pa.. ahaha.  |
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Post by « jHay » on Sept 15, 2007 0:28:32 GMT 7
kakaibang pangalan
isang araw sila SHUTUP, MANNERS at si TROUBLE
ay nag lalaro nang tagotagoan
si MANNERS nag tago sa taas nang puno
tapos si SHUT UP paikot ikot ikot na lang
wala kasi mataguan
tapos si SHUT UP my na bungong tao na amerikano
tapos tinanong nang amerikano si shut up kung anu pangalan mo
sabi nang amerikano ei kid what is your name
sabi ni shut up SHUT UP
sabi ni amerikano Where Is Your MANNERS
sabi ni shut up Up In The Tree
sabi nang amerikano ei are you finding a trouble
sa tagalog nang ei are you finding a trouble ay huy nag hahanap ka ba nang away
sabi ni shut up No Trouble Is Finding ME
hehehehe
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Post by « jHay » on Sept 15, 2007 0:30:59 GMT 7
Huwag Mag-Sex
Pari: Huwag mag-sex sa tubig, hindi ka naman isda. Huwag mag-sex sa damuhan, hindi ka naman hayop. Higit sa lahat, huwag kang mag-sex sa likod ng simbahan, hindi ka naman Pari!
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Post by « jHay » on Sept 15, 2007 0:39:32 GMT 7
Bagong Estudyante
It was the first day of school and a new student named Tomas, the son of a Filipino immigrant, entered the sixth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Tomas, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?
Again, no response except from Tomas: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Tomas.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Tomas, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Filipinos."
"Who said that?" she demanded. Tomas put his hand up. "John Pershing, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Tomas says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Tomas jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Tomas frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shitt, we're in BIG trouble!"
Tomas said, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
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Post by « jHay » on Sept 15, 2007 0:45:16 GMT 7
Assignment
Keith: Kumusta ang assignment?
Arnold: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
Keith: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!
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Post by caasi on Sept 15, 2007 16:12:19 GMT 7
=)
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