PINOY Jokes! Part 2

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Ang Batok...

Mnsan
my bumatOk
sakin
sabay sabi


“matauhan
ka na nga!
Hindi k n nya
mahal at
di na
mamahalin pa!”






nasabi kO
na lang…




’so dpat tlga my batok?
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My pulis lumapt s kin

sbi nya:

arestado ka!
Murder!

Nagtka akO dhl wla nMn
akong ginagawa
At sbay sabi:

ngiti mo palang kc
pamatay na!..

Oh c’mon!

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Pg
nkta mO
mahal
mO
na
may
ksma
nang iba
wg kang
mainis
o
mgseLos..

sbhin
mO
nLng..

“Excuse me,
“KARIBAL”

..Dadaan ang
“ORIGINAL..”
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nag-aaway nnman ang utak at puso.. sabi ng utak s puso, “kalimutan mo n xa.. “Tanga mo talaga!”
sagot ng puso.. , “kala ko b matalino ka? pano q kakalimutan e lagi mong iniicp!”

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wen pipol ask me kung bakit ka sobrang important sken,
i juz smile..u know y? well… y wud i tel dem? agawin k p nla! yokO nga!
i dn’t wana share! ano ka? LOAD?

[« j Ö h n »]

May
1 fairy

sbi nya
lht
ng "cute"
cnusumpa nya
na maging ngongo..

Haay..
nenma lang
ango
Smi ngo, "nye,maniwaya?
hinyi aman yon uoo.
aloohan lang un nima?

[« jHay »]

Juan: pare cnonog idol mo?

Pedro: si ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

Juan: cge nga, spell SCHWARZENEGGER

Pedro: hnde, joke lng pare, si JET LI tlga idol ko!

kwento q 2 sa moa diba? hehehe

[« jHay »]

One day a mom and her 4 year-old boy went to the mall..

As the mother went inside a store, the boy starts looking around and knowing he knows how to count numbers he started saying.. "it's expensive" whenever he see's her trying them on he would telll her, "mom that's expensive!"

The mother just smiled.

They went in to one store and another. The mother bought a lot of things while her son keeps on saying its expensive. Then the mother finally got curioused why her son keeps saying it and so she asked her kid.

Mother: (smiling..) "Son that's a big word for a boy like you. Where did you learn it?"

Boy: "from dad."

Mother: (Staring blankly).. And did he tell you what it means?

Boy: "Yes! it means You don't need it."

heeh..

[« jHay »]

Praying for 10 Pesos
Sa loob ng simbahan ng Quiapo, isang batang pulubi ang mataimtim na nanalangin sa Diyos.

Pulubi: "Panginoon kung maaari po sana ay bigyan ninyo ako ng sampung piso dahil gutom na gutom na lang po ako."

Narinig sya ng isang pulis na kasalukuyan ding nagsisimba at bumilib sya sa katatagan ng bata sa pananampalataya sa Diyos. Sa kanyang habag ay dumukot sya ng limang piso at iniabot sa bata na ang sabi: "Amang, narinig ng Diyos ang panalangin mo at heto tanggapin mo ang perang ito at ibili mo ng pagkain".

Tumingala ang bata sa pulis, kinuha nya ang limang pisong iniabot at muling yumuko para manalangin: "Panginoon, salamat po sa pagdinig ninyo sa aking panalangin, pero sana naman po sa uli-uli wag na ninyong pararaanin pa sa pulis, kasi malaki na ang bawas".

[« j Ö h n »]

if ever

u fil alone wg ka iiyak..
u can count on me d kita iiwan..

d2 lang aq, nagttago..
ul jz hv 2 close ur eyes,
take a dip bret & shout..


"AKO SI POWER RANGER PINK HAYA!"
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I don't know how to say this.

We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind.

This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of.

This might break our friendship,

but I have to say this.


Pautang naman!

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weh.. ang korny..

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babae: mg69 tayo dear!
lalaki: pano yun?
babae: gnito lang..


Pumwesto na cla at biglang nautot ang babae ng 4 times..


lalaki: ayoko na!! HINDI KO NA KAYA ANG NATITIRANG 65!!!..

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